"What's this? I distinctly heard a BC bark coming from that funny box. Better lie down here on guard. Then I'll corner it when it finally comes out the back of the box and teach it to come into my lounge room uninvited. "
" Hang on a minute...... this is actually good stuff. I knew it - you're not supposed to just run around flapping your arms all over the place while you expect me to read your mind and know which jump I'm supposed to take. Mum ! Mum.... are you getting this? You have to have your body facing in the right direction......... MUM ! Get in here ! You need to see this right now - before too long I'll be finished with my foundation training and then I'm going to have to know all this. Where is that woman for goodness sake? I'm never going to remember all this. MUM !!!!!!!!!!!! "
"I'm going in for a closer look now. This bloke actually seems to know what he's talking about ! Hope he gives me a run next time he comes to Australia. Yoooo Hoooo Greg - can you hear me? It's me, your new Number 1 Fan. Aw dammit - this threadle thingy is complicated.... should I be taking notes ? "
"And he also has really cool tug toys and lets his dog play with them at the end - think I'm in luurve........ That is one lucky dog right there. "
"Hah ! Friggin' suck of a pup. Don't you just love the ones who always have to sit at the front of the classroom so they can cosy up to the teacher - NOT ! And it's always those common black and white ones too in my opinion. "
"Anyway, check this out. What makes you think you're even going to get a go at this agility thing when she has ME to work with. Look at this, brains and athleticism as well as beauty ! Eat ya heart out puppy............... You can kiss my furry butt any time."And apologies to my friend who actually has spent a lot of time studying the finer points of all the GD DVD's - and doesn't run wildly around flapping her arms on an agility couse. (Well, no more than I do anyway!)
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